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  2. You’ve got some Schmidt on your face!
     


  3. Jarnit,

    I can’t find my driving moccasins. 

     

  4. SCHMIDT’S ONLINE DATING PROFILE

    How can you not love this douche?

     

  5. I fracking love this show.

    (Source: jonwithabullet)

     

  6. (Source: jonwithabullet)

     

  7. fuckyeahfilmandtv:

    Schmidt: You’re gonna go over there, and you’re gonna stand next to him, and you’re gonna smile.
    Jess: [smiles]
    Schmidt: You’re not gonna smile like that.
    Jess: [smiles]
    Schmidt: You look like a hungry badger.
    Jess: [smiles]
    Coach: Stop that.

    (via fuckyeahfilmandtv-deactivated20)