I can’t find my driving moccasins.
You’ve got some Schmidt on your face!
I can’t find my driving moccasins.
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How can you not love this douche?
I fracking love this show.
(Source: jonwithabullet)
(Source: jonwithabullet)
Schmidt: You’re gonna go over there, and you’re gonna stand next to him, and you’re gonna smile.
Jess: [smiles]
Schmidt: You’re not gonna smile like that.
Jess: [smiles]
Schmidt: You look like a hungry badger.
Jess: [smiles]
Coach: Stop that.