Mess with my sister and I’ll beat every one of your hairy asses.
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We had a sub in AP Econ today so of course my classmates had to make it a party. Notice how comfortable he is?
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I almost chopped off my cat’s junk in class yesterday and my teacher’s response was, “It wouldn’t be the first time someone’s handed me cat genitalia.”
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Everyone in my class is freaking out about whether they should go to UCLA, Brown, or Stanford and I’m just sitting here like
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Just because you’re not a math, science, writing, or history genius doesn’t mean that you don’t have a brain or the potential to be any kind of great.
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Going into stats is like bringing a water balloon to a gun fight.
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My black prom dress is going to go so well with all of my prom dates’ black tuxes.
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see ya suckaaaaas!
One more semester and high school can kiss my bootay!
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Who passed stats?! I DID!
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With boys extravagantly asking girls to formal, I’ve realized how ungirly I am. Or maybe how boring I am. If a guy were to ever ask me to anything I’d prefer him to just spit it out. I don’t need flowers or a huge poster or other people to help him ask me out. But then again boys stink and I won’t date until I’m 50 sooo…
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you know
your teacher’s cool bananas when she sings along to Ensembell’s Eye of the Tiger with you.
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I say that I’ll start my research paper and then five seconds later I’m super glue deep in making my Halloween costume. Oh, priorities.
