HOLY MACKEREL! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEM ON SCREEN TOGETHER AGAIN!
Jim Carrey is head-over-heels in love, and he doesn’t care who knows it.
The 49-year-old actor professed his love for actress Emma Stone, 22, in a video uploaded on his official website Wednesday.
"Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you," Carrey tells her. "We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire."
When Carrey references the “sex” he hopes to have with The Help star, he momentarily loses his train of thought.
"And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you," the actor continues. "But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."
Though Stone is currently dating her Amazing Spider-Man costar Andrew Garfield, Carrey “just wanted to let [her] know how I felt.”
"I think you’re very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment," the Mr. Popper’s Penguins star tells Stone. "But most of all, I wish you love and contentment."
And I never thought I could love him more after his affecting Blue Valentine performance.
Go watch Crazy, Stupid, Love. Now. If you like pizza, even better, go see it. You’ll understand later.
Jimmy: Do you remember the first time I met you?
Emma: I do, Jimmy.
Jimmy: I was wearing these. We didn’t know each other or anything. I went to Comic-Con and I was a superhero called “The Recharger.”
1:17 ughhhhhhhhhhh yuckk
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
I thought Hilly would be rounder, but this looks really good. :o)