All of these premieres on Fox are going to ruin my mid-term grade. Cool.
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A little Monday pick-me-up.
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You’ve got some Schmidt on your face!
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Zooey Deschanel on next week’s SNL…
but meanwhile with Channing Tatum…
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You know it’s all about Tumblr when
you post, ‘Jarnit, I can’t find my driving moccasins,” on Facebook and no one likes it, but a handful do when you post it on Tumblr.
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Jarnit,
I can’t find my driving moccasins.
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SCHMIDT’S ONLINE DATING PROFILE
How can you not love this douche?
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you know
your teacher’s cool bananas when she sings along to Ensembell’s Eye of the Tiger with you.
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I fracking love this show.
(Source: jonwithabullet)
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Not cool Hulu
I don’t stinking want to pay for Hulu Plus. Just let me watch New Girl and there won’t be any hate mail.
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(Source: jonwithabullet)
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Schmidt: You’re gonna go over there, and you’re gonna stand next to him, and you’re gonna smile.
Jess: [smiles]
Schmidt: You’re not gonna smile like that.
Jess: [smiles]
Schmidt: You look like a hungry badger.
Jess: [smiles]
Coach: Stop that.
