I know what I want to do for my 19th birthday! It’s going to be motherloving bad ass. Pulling inspiration from a 2 year old’s birthday party. You’re all invited.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to...– (via bella-sanz) Preach.
You guys, The Mindy Project is on Hulu. →
Hulu, I don’t hate you anymore.
theburiedlifegifs: Good luck to everyone going back to school this week! Getcho education on!
hitrecordjoe: It’s dumb when Tumblr goes in and tags my posts as ‘celebs’ …
thatfunnyblog: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
Me: Josh, what are you watching?
Jocelyn: A pig trying to get his oatmeal downstairs.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe.
Me: You're a fart face.
I seriously have no interest in seeing old classmates at school. Except for a select few.
College day two
consisted of three classes with uncomfortable seats, two douches from orientation, one insanely intriguing English class, a really disappointing burrito, a few rounds of DDR in the arcade, click-clacking awkwardly through the Engineering halls, and a tired freshman. College day one- White gum on the butt of black pants.
Still. Haven’t. Seen. Batman. D:
Fifteen years from now, will you look back to today and be happy with the choices you made? With the people you knew & the time that you had? Think motherfuckers.
Mess with my sister and I’ll beat every one of your hairy asses.
Liar, liar, pants on freaking fire.
Whenever I hear Some Nights by Fun., I think of pirates. Dancing. Like the Wiggles. It’s all very peculiar and a bit twisted.
Seriously going to the movies by myself tonight. Winning.