Remember that scene before the wedding? Bella’s chilling and packing stuff away; she’s wearing a long sleeved tshirt and jeans? Well, Edward comes in the room, they talk, and then he’s whisked away for his bachelor party. Then Bella climbs into bed. In her jeans. Jeans. So yeah, maybe she did change into her pjs…but still. Jeans.
I really liked Breaking Dawn. Bill Condon, the director, did a really good job. I don’t think Bill gets a lot of cred for what he’s done for the franchise. Compared to what the previous directors have done with the other movies, I think that Bill has done the best. And of course hats off to the cast and crew.
SPOILERSSS!!!!!!!! Breaking Dawn Pt. 1/ my thoughts & reactions
So first they get married & I’m just sitting there like this is just so beautiful!
And then Jacob’s tardy for the party and realizes that he’ll never have Bella. And then somehow they get onto the topic of Edward and Bella consummating their marriage and it gets weird.
So then they go off to Isle Esme and Bella tries to do it with Edward but he’s all no because he’s afraid he’ll hurt her with his teeny weeny but Bella’s like
And then the bed scene’s like KAPOWWW! So I just sat there like
So then they frolic and whatever and then the crazy house keeper lady thinks Edward’s some concubine and she’s all like
And then they figure out she’s pregnence and Edward’s like
So then they go back home and Bella’s looking like a twig and dying.
Edward’s all conflicted because Bella wants the baby even if it kills her. But Bella’s like
So then Jacob and his pact are all rawr and that was a big blob that I don’t really remember. But basically Jacob’s grossed out or something and the pact’s being a huge awkward pain in the assmar. Yeah, and there are some puppy fights.
And then FINALLY Bella gives “birth” to the baby and the scene’s kind of really gross so I just hid in my hoodie staring at the screen like
I’ll just say that there’s a creepy spine thing and lots of blood. So then the baby pops out and then Bella dies. The End.
Haaaaaaaaa jkjk. Right, so, Bella’s slipping away and Edward stabs her with this huge azzzzzzzzzz syringe (which is only one of the differences with the book) with his venom in attempt to turn her into a vampire.
And while Edward’s trying to save Bella, Jacob’s running around like
But then Jacob goes and tries to kill Renesmee but he sees her and is all
So then there’s another puppy fight because they think the baby vampire killed Bella. But then Jacob steps in because he imprinted on Renesmee and was like
And thennnnnn Bella’s body’s transforming and everything’s all tadaaaa!
And then the last scene’s like BAAAAAAAAM!
And then there was another last scene which I won’t get into because I think I’ve ran out of space.