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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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communistbakery:

you can see his accent omfg

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Howdy doody.

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dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

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